One Chinese person walks into a bar in America
late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies,
he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap
and says "You Chinese People bombed our Pearl Harbour,
get out of here!!"
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the
Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
”Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese,
you're all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese
gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the
Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg
that sank the Titanic not me.”
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you’re all the same!!”